1. Moleskin notebook. 2. Bobby pin. 3. Chapstick. 4. Travel-sized Kleenex. 5. Pen. 6. Yves Saint Laurent glossy lipstick thing (“Gloss Volupté” in No. 3 Frozen Cherry) — smells good, I used it up pretty quickly, but I keep it in my bag in case I get hit by a car and they wonder what kind of woman I am. 7. Used up tissues, because I’m sick. 8. Magician David Blaine’s business card. No joke. “I do card tricks,” he said. I keep it loose in my purse because I guess I’ve been subconsciously hoping for an opportunity to show it off like this, and also because it didn’t fit in my old wallet that I just replaced. 9. Other little notebook. 10. Cole Haan wallet. Christmas present from my mom. Replaced a beloved Velcro wallet that was falling apart. 11. Business card holder thing. I got it for free in a gift bag a few months ago, but I forget I have it, and haven’t given anyone my business card in at least a year. 12. Ticket. I think this was for Rob Delaney’s one-man show a couple weeks ago. (It was a good show! Follow him on Twitter!) 13. The container for a pair of pastel green hairpins (!) my friend gave me that have little faces painted on them and little ears made of feathers. 14. Laura Mercier SPF 15 Lip Kisses lipstick in I believe Rose Quartz, although the label has worn off. I never use this one anymore. 15. CVS brand band-aid. 16. Crumpled receipt. 17. Rite-Aid brand oil-blotting papers. Don’t get these! These suck. Stick with the Clean & Clear blue ones, or the CVS brand blue ones. God, I hate Rite-Aid. 18. Laura Mercier lip stain in Mulberry. This is pretty good! 19. Yu-Be hand lotion. THIS IS THE BEST LOTION! Highly recommended. 20. Little pink hand mirror my mom brought me back from Japan a few years ago. 21. Matches from local wine store, never used. 22. Pen, broken. 23. Cranberry-scented Weleda hand lotion in a metal tube. From the same gift bag as No. 11, the business-card holder thing. 24. Battered Rite-Aid brand tampon. 25. Korres lip butter in Wild Rose. Kind of the wrong shade, but sometimes worn in combination with No. 18, the Laura Mercier thing. 26. Rosebud Salve. Not actually so crazy about this, but I discovered it in my childhood bedroom over XMas and was like why not. 27. Oral B floss. I’ve never used this. Not floss in general, just this one. 28. A rock with a hole in it, from my friend Cecilia. Or is it a bone? Thank you, Cecilia! 29. Contacts case. Oh, shoot, and I realize my keys and phone aren’t pictured, but that’s because I take them out as soon as I get home. Liz?